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The protagnist had to go on a mighty quest, despite overbearing obstacles, and at the moment that things seemed bleakest, the sacred object reminded him of his inner strength. Anthemic music plays, and the hero proceeds to victory over the lettuce-aversion that has plagued him, and go onward to new beginnings.

How long a story do I need. I am obviously not a spam bot; I wear socks and shoes.